EXPLOSION BURST MAN!!!
By Matthew Wasik
CHAPTER 1
Explosion Burst Man, the world’s greatest superhero, woke up to a picturesque sunrise right out of a picture. He removed the wet newspaper from his face and looked at a sturdy wooden chair sitting next to his bed.
“Well, good morning, Steve!” said Explosion Burst Man to the chair, whose name was Steve. “Are you ready for another productive day?”
Steve, who was a chair, said nothing.
“Great!” said Explosion Burst Man, and rolled out of bed onto the floor, wrapping himself in the sheets and taking Steve with him as he did so.
“Rrrru rehree goo goh?” asked Explosion Burst Man, voice muffled by the blankets.
Steve, who was a knocked-over chair, said nothing.
